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01 August, 2008

10 things never to say to a West Virginian (ish)

Some things I've learned never to say to a West Virginian through trial and error:

1. "I can't wait until they get rid of those Mountains. More coal the better if you ask me."
2. "So, do you live near Lynchburg, or Roanoke?"
3. "I hear owning a gun and/or hunting is a way of hiding homosexual feelings."
4. "Those Ohioans sure know how to drive!"
5. "Why do you all talk funny?"
6. Do not mention "Deliverance". Or say "Georgia, my ass" after mentioning it.
7. "That Senator Byrd is full of himself, isn't he? What has that old codger ever done for the state?"
8. "Open for Business".
9. "Coleslaw? On a Hot Dog?!?"
10. " 'Course we need higher gas taxes. Joe Manchin's gotta pay for that new east wing on the mansion somehow!"
10.2. "So, this is West Virginia, huh? Where do I pick up my free degree?"

4 comments:

The Film Geek said...

Excellent. I see you are now ready to become a full-fledged Mountaineer, old chum.

MountainLaurel said...

Love it, allclick!

Perhaps you can get honorary WVian status? Kinda like Heather's MBA, except this you actually have earned.

All Click said...

haha I hope so ML.

Did I miss anything out?

Chris James said...

Dude, that degree wasn't free.

Do you treally think that Milan Puskar spent all of that money on "naming rights" at the stadium?