Yes folks, here it is! The biggest secret in the world of lottery scratch cards...
The Odds...are on the back!!!
Yes, that's right, on the back of the cards it tells you the odds of winning! Hehe!! Now we can all win!!
In case you didn't know there was some sarcasm in the above statements. It is true, however, that the odds are on there. It's also true that every gas station employee in a 5 mile area of my house has never noticed this.
A few days ago I went in to purchase some and as usual I was misunderstood...
Me:..and can I get some scratch cards please? Can you pick out the ones with the best odds for me?
Employee: Oh..no sir. I do not pick out lottery cards for someone else. I have a hard enough trouble choosing them for me. I will not pick out cards for you.
Me: No, no I mean look on the back at the odds and give me the cards with the best odds.
Employee: Oh. It tells you the odds?? (employee goes into a frantic search to look on the back of all the scratch cards).
In the end he turned out to be friendly and wished me good luck but obviously I upset him when he thought I asked him to use his luckyness to select cards for me.
Maybe he thought I'd sue.