The most exciting campaign of our lifetime is currently taking place. No, I'm not talking about Obama and Hillary. Instead I refer to the battle of Peanut Butter Chocolate Ice-cream against...well every other flavour that opposes it. The current standings and contest activity is found in it's full glory right here at the Donutbuzz.
Life on the campaign trail can get pretty rowdy and hectic. Words are said, emotions run wild. So for your pleasure I present some of the slogans overheard on the trail:
"Not voting for Peanut Butter Chocolate Ice-cream? What are you? A commie?"
"Do you love America? Do you own a gun? Do you love democracy? Then vote for Peanut Butter Chocolate Ice-cream. It's probably Constitutional"
"Got Milk? Then make me some Peanut Butter Chocolate Ice-cream"
"Our children are the future. They can achieve so much. They grew upon Peanut Butter. The average American child will eat 1,500 peanut butter sandwiches by the time he or she graduates from high school. Fact. So vote for Peanut Butter Chocolate Ice-cream. Keep our children great."
"Peanut Butter Chocolate. Don't be hatin'"
"That's what she said...after eating Peanut Butter Chocolate Ice-cream"
"In a world were there is so much conflict between colors, tastes and flavors why can't we just work together? Peanut Butter Chocolate does."
"Vote for Peanut Butter Chocolate Ice-cream. Hey, it's better than crack, right?"
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